Drunk Avocado

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jimmmachintosh:

samasaur:

emo-56:

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

one call from each tower

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teaboot:

owlpellet:

just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

“Have you tried heroin?” I ask the recovering oxycontin addict

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wyldstallyn:

wyldstallyn:

love him

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mumblytron:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

mumblytron:

Getting up at 6 am IRL: aw fuck it’s so early oh my god

Getting up at 6 am in an rpg: *banging pots and pans together in front of the cobbler’s shop* WAKEY WAKEY THE SUN IS UP I WANT SOME SHOOOOOOOES

customers the same in all universes

this is it. this is the best response i’ve ever received on this post. everyone pack up, go home, we’re done here

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darthmelyanna:

freifraufischer:

ALT

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vampireghostlawyer:

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animentality:

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chaoticinternetdreamer:

akumanorobin:

Me : *hears a noise while being home alone*

the Twitch chat in my brain : 

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thebibliosphere:

insomniac-arrest:

thedreamthieves:

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

“maybe it’s not your pussy” is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it’s like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

“My hormones and general health improved once I stopped being overworked.” No fucking shit, Sherlock.

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assassinationtipsforladies:

charlesoberonn:

Art by u/reachling

Incidentally, “my friend is a municipal arborist” sounds like a line from Piano Man

My friend was a municipal arborist

Who loved to fuck with the rich

So he gave them a fine, and he made it sublime,

I said friend, you’re a spicy old bitch

Yah da da da da

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memesnotwelcome:

fidelcostco:

I’m so scared, what the fuck does this do to you

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that1nkyone:

animusbell:

please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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odinsblog:

Watch until the end

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